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started in late '05 by wayne and richard; dds has not played at all. the 2 enlisted vocalist uncle ding dong sauce and guitar player solid rodface along with bass player mateo del carne and drummer jogger bon scott to complete what they both agreed was a band without members. another band called dubble dik slik had played around chattanooga for years before this but they were considered lackluster at best. while jogger's chest is revered by many women to be alluring; the rest of the band struggles with merely the thought of it. jogger on the other hand has tried more times than not to have sex with wayne. wayne, not attracted to jogger, has difficulties sustaining his place in the band. richard's side job as a publisher places him in what can only be considered an awkward position. dong sauce constantly wants articles written about how much of an influence he has on the jogger's chest. mateo del carne and solid rodface both wonder why they continue to associate, much less write music with wayne, jogger and dong sauce. richard, upon reading this will probably wonder why his name was not mentioned in the above sentence. simply put it's because of richard's propensity to continually distribute magazines that do not place focus on jogger's chest. hopefully wayne and richard can contain the monster that has become jogger's chest. rodface and mateo are still wondering where they fit in this bio. most people would say it's somewhere snuggly in jogger's chest
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This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do
what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over
every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For
the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. A
nd killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy fo
r you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I go
t burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think i prefe
r to stay inside. maybe you'll find someone else to help you. maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. An
yway this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist look at me still talking when theres science to do when i look out
there it makes me glad I'm not you i've experiments to run there is research to be done on the people who are still aliv
e. and believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive i feel fantastic and I'm still alive while yo
ur dying ill be still alive and when your dead i will be still alive still alive still alive This was a triumph. I'm mak
ing a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we ca
n. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just kee
p on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still a
live. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me t
o pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of
data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the
things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think i prefer to stay inside. maybe you
'll find someone else to help you. maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great. It
's so delicious and moist look at me still talking when theres science to do when i look out there it makes me glad I'm
not you i've experiments to run there is research to be done on the people who are still alive. and believe me I am st
ill alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive i feel fantastic and I'm still alive while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive still alive still alive This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCE
SS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of u
s. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run ou
t of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every p
iece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the p
eople who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think i prefer to stay inside. maybe you'll find someone else to he
lp you. maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist l
ook at me still talking when theres science to do when i look out there it makes me glad I'm not you i've experiments to
run there is research to be done on the people who are still alive. and believe me I am still alive I'm doing science
and I'm still alive i feel fantastic and I'm still alive while your dying ill be still alive and when your dead i will
be still alive still alive still alive This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are
dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science
gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right
now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they b
urned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We'
re releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me. I think i prefer to stay inside. maybe you'll find someone else to help you. maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist look at me still talking whe
n theres science to do when i look out there it makes me glad I'm not you i've experiments to run there is research to b
e done on the people who are still alive. and believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive i feel
fantastic and I'm still alive while your dying ill be still alive and when your dead i will be still alive still alive
still alive This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture S
cience We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense
crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a n
eat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke
my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was
so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'
m GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I t
hink i prefer to stay inside. maybe you'll find someone else to help you. maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FA
T CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist look at me still talking when theres science to do when

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In 1953 a young band from the outskirts of Chattanooga, TN made a demo record at a local recording studio. This was the 1st in a series of recordings that Double Dick Slick would make before their breakthrough album "Arm" in 1959. With "Arm" the band enjoyed mild success in Europe & Asia but it never really took off in the states. The follow up album "Yardley" fell on deaf ears as well. Over the next 10 years they released 17 more albums including "Leg" in 1968 which the band didn't even record themselves. Although they were a rock band smack dab in the middle of the sexual revolution; DDS had little effect on women. The tour for "Leg" was short lived & was cancelled when vocalist Cle Peckinpaugh's addiction to masturbation threatened to destroy the band. After intensive accupuncture therapy in Japan; Cle had a new lease on life. DDS recorded their next embarrassing failure "Howlohehung" at a studio in Hong Kong. While there they met a young martial arts film producer named Ching Ping. In 1970 they were given their 1st real chance at success. Mr. Ping asked them to write the soundtrack for the kung-fu movie "Under the Fisted Sun". Throughout the 70's DDS wrote the soundtracks for 8 more ping films. Among others "Fist", "Son of Fist", "Fist of the Fisted Fist", & the disco laden 1977 "More Fist Than You Can Shake Your Fist At" soundtracks were all failures. The band made headlines in late '78. After being examined they astonished doctors all over the world when it was discovered that they were not aging. They had not aged a day since their 1st demo 25 years earlier! All the media attention did little to boost sales of the 1979 album "Hey, We're the Guys Who Don't Even Age". The 1980 follow-up "Gee, I Feel Young", was such a flop that even the band denied their involvement in it. As the underground punk scene began to thrive, they tried to jump on the bandwagon. The 3 punk albums "Oi Ay", "Wanna Fight?", & "Down With Maggie", all released in